Media First for TC Ink

In a move that has shocked media circles around the globe, TC Ink has added a strict "No Dickhead policy" to its values.

Following the example set by sporting teams such as the South Sydney Rabbitohs, digital media organisation TC Ink has outed all troublesome characters and clueless nuffies.

Daily Telegraph editor Gary Linnell was asked for his comments on the move by TC Ink.

"Well they've written their own death sentence I think. Having a News company full of dickheads is clearly a winning formula, just look at News Limited. You just need dribblers such as Josh Massoud and James Phelps to write rubbish, for some reason people love to read shit."

The popular Sydney Morning Herald is even more abundant with garbage talking fools with Danny Weidler and Jason Taylor on board.

"I admit its going to be tough." TC Ink commented. "Especially with the release of our new TC Times, which will do a lot of bagging out of dickheads. Some people will argue, surely you need a dickhead to sit around and abuse dickheads all day? Well, hopefully I won't have to sack myself."

"I've already had to let someone go who queued two days for an IPhone 4. We just can't have that sort of behaviour around here. Someone came in last week on Monday and said "Any non Eels supporters want tickets aboard the Hayne plane?", I sent him home with a serious warning. Lucky he didn't get to give away the tickets, because we would have lost some good employees in that terrible crash on Saturday night."

"To be honest the move came about when we were approached by Sebastian Vettel yesterday morning. He was looking for an avenue to whinge about Mark Webber and it just clicked in my mind that we can't have people like this around here. When I told him we couldn't take him on board because of our new rule he paused and then said in a confused voice "Rules?!?!?!?" The conversation ended there."

It remains to be seen whether TC Ink's new TC Times and their new 'No Dickhead Policy' will be a success, but if all fails a backflip could be an easy process, because apparently Braith Anasta wants to do a column.